Happy Diwali

Well my diwali was not as bad as i expected. Although I was alone most part of the day. As i mentioned earlier couldn't go home and all friends went apart from a few, and to add up to it those here had offices today. Well its bad for them but for me too.

So alone... but it helped me. Sitting in my room away from everything made me introspect, retrospect and many other spects ;) It was then that i thought about things which we never think about. The significance of friends and family, significance of festivals. What are festivals? What is their purpose? Do the origins of these festivals really matter today? What makes as happy during this periods? Why is it time to celebrate? Why its not fun celebrating alone? and so on...

Thought a lot... But who cares about that?
You would be probably bored reading this already. Its fresh in my mind but i too will soon forget. But what will remain will be the conclusions and the learnings from them.

Anyways Enough gibberish for today
Just Enjoy the festival

After all this Diwali and the thought process brought me memories, Sweet and Lovely memories. They were enough to make me happy this time.

Happy Diwali

Lonely

Lonely,So lonely
So lonely, (so lonely),
Mr. Lonely,
So lonely So lonely, so lonely, (so lonely), Mr. Lonely
Lonely I'm Mr Lonely,
I have nobody,
For my own
I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody, For my own
I'm so lonely

It seems this Diwali I am going to sing this song all alone and so lonely...

Won't be able to go home...
Everyone's going and I will be stuck here...

and will be singing So lonely...

I will be lonely amidst the crowd...

So lonely...

Going to miss my family & friends...

Interesting Conversation

Conversation between Friends:


fr1---hello
fr2---hi

fr1---hey h r u???
fr2---m fine!!! Wht abt u???

fr1---m fine too
fr2---cool

fr1---so howz life???
fr2--gud

fr1--hmmmm

fr1--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side)
fr2--hmmm everything as usual

fr2--so wht else???
fr1--nothing much

fr2--ok
fr2--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side)

And it goes on like this untill they give up

Are u also having such conversation with ur frnds, then u r
also
suffering from "aur batao syndrome" It means ur life is all screwed up
following the usual monotonous routine.

Probably u need a change in ur life something which is
exciting,something which is adventurous, something which really makes u
feel gud

Correct????

yeh sab to thik hai ab

AUR BATAO


...source internet...

Happy Birthday Google

its about google again... Why? B'coz its a special day.

My Favorite Search Engine has his Birthday today...

Google has been a life savior during exams...
Google has been a fun bringer when I was bored...
Google has been a lovely search engine for my never-ending curiosity...

Happy Birthday Google
9th Birthday8th Birthday7th Birthday6th Birthday
5th Birthday
4th Birthday

Jelly Battle

A single player/multi player game.

Loved playing it...
My time pass when there is no work...

Try your hands on it.
There is also some logitech product discount after winning this game, for all the discount seekers.

http://www.jellybattle.com/

Find more Free Games

Will bring you more games soon...

Sigmund Freud's Priorities

Another interesting one...

Five things are happening in your house at the same time. In which
sequence would you solve them?

1. The telephone is ringing!
2. The baby is crying!
3. Someone's knocking or calling you from the front door!
4. You hung the clothes out to dry and it is beginning to rain!
5. You left the tap on in the kitchen and the water is overflowing!

In which sequence would you solve these problems? Write the sequence
and check below how your decisions were made.

BUT BE HONEST, THE FINDINGS ARE EXCITING.

First write YOUR sequence from 1 to 5 then scroll below and read
after!

















Answer:

Every individual point represents something in your life.
On the list you can see which meaning every point has:

1. Telephone represents Work
2. Baby represents Family
3. Door represents Friends
4. Clothes represent Money
5. Tap represents Sex

Your chosen sequence determines the priorities in your life.


Now....did you turn off the tap first ?

The Lion

Q. How to catch a lion

Following are the new methods generated after intensive research. Some are useful some very useful.

Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion

Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Due to higher relative velocity,the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.

Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.

Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to pass it except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.

Integration Differential Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is some where in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the lion

Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it to accept that its a Lion.

Frustrated !! Yes/No ??

O.K. Now let’s kill the lion...

Rajnikanth Method:
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Ramarajan Method:
Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will die notwithstanding that heavy weight.

Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping!

Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to t he forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another
lioness (third) into the forest. You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US... and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Rahul Dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

Maneka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

George Bush method:
Link the lion with OSAMA BIN LADEN and shoot him

Google Latest Techonlogies

Google has come up with some of what u say very intresting and unbelievable solutions as always. Hats off to Google. Have a look at what i am Blogging about.

Google TiSP (BETA)
Looking for a hi-fi wi-fi connection then here it is. It has a long way to reach other countries specially like India. This service is for Developed countries. But i know you would like to have a peek around. Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access. Google says "Want Wi-fi around? Just flush it down". Google offers professional and enterprise editions too.

Google Romance™
All out there searching for your destined one. Stop searching at wrong places and turn to Google.
As always google has come up with a intresting solution for all. Soulmate Search™ is the technology that i am talking about. So stop fooling yourself and turn to google for a chance to fool around ;). In words of google "When you think about it, love is just another search problem. And we’ve thought about it. A lot. Google Romance™ is our solution."

Google Gulp (BETA)™ with Auto-Drink™ (LIMITED RELEASE)
A revolutionary new drink which gives you the cutting edge technology that google uses to organise information it's search engine comes across to. This same technology can be used by you all u have to do is Gulp the Google Gulp. Google Gulp is designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.


Google Technology
what is Google Technology of ranking pages that makes you love the search results. Have a quick overview of the technology and increase the level of trust u show in Google Search. The people at Google call it PigeonRank™.

Google's MentalPlex^TM
This cool tool understands what u are looking for and searches that. All u have to do is look at the rotating disc. Google mentalplex helps u find what u are looking for very efficiently.

Google Job Opportunities
Google has already created a big spot for itself in the history of this planet. Do u think u lost the chance of being in it. Do not look sad Google will give u chance to create history on Moon.
All u have to do is Apply for the Job.

This April Fool i made a fool of some of my friends, so did Google. In its attempt to make a fool of its users this year they had a new idea.

Happy Holi

Holi is approaching...
with nothing to do
Thoght of writing a poem...
wrote one in 5 min
then thought of putting it here :) ;)

Dekho fir se holi aayi hai
Sunahari satrangi chata chayi hai

Aap ki jindagi bhi bhari rahe in rango se
Dil ki ghahrayion se ek hi aawaj aayi hai

Gubbare aur pichkari nahi chalate hum
Kichad aur ando se nikala dum
Kyunki chahe kuch bhi karo
Bhawanaye wahi hai
Ichhaye wahi hai
Pyar wahi hai
Deewane wahi hai
Bas peeli Bhang mili thodi si thandayi hai
Dekho fir se holi aayi hai

Happy Holi

Monkey Kick

I came across a kicking game
Be the monkey to kick the ball as far as possible :D


Its all about the timing and angle.
To know when to hit the ball is based on intution.


Can you kick as far as I can see my kick and then try yourself